It would have been very funny if it were not so sad....

1. The government will do everything in its power to prevent such attacks - Dr Manmohan Singh
2. Be relentless in pursuit of the perpetrators and bring them quickly to justice - Same Joker
3. ( The hysterical laughter you hear is from one Mr Kasab)
4. The blasts are unfortunate - discovery by P. Chidambaram.
5. We had no intelligence reports, they worked clandestinely - Same discoverer as above
6. 99% of the attacks are prevented - Statistical (Self Appointed) Genius - Rahul Gandhi

My friends Mr Aditya Dalvi has this recommendation:
"Our leaders, of all levels should be stripped of any security privilege. They'll soon figure out a way to make India secure."
I second that.